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Oceanography quotes- I shall miss this class dearly

Powell: "The story of the sea is one of death but there are no tears, because they are already in salt water. The ocean is full of dead baby oister tears."
Dr. Powell: "When you have a clam shell necklace, you are wearing the remains of murder... I wear mine to show dominance over nature, so the other clams can fear me."
Dr. P: "It was amazing! I texted everyone!"
The Powell: "You get to experience the greatness that is me, and secondly, oceanography."
P Man: "I have this big wide open world ahead of me and your world is coccolithophores"
Dr. Geo: "I could wheel out the piano and teach you Elton John style..... not that I know how to play the piano."
Geo god: "The more extinction that happens, the more awesome the world gets, like dinosaurs!"
The man from B'more: "We should think of grocery store shopping as prey switching. I prey on baby lettus."
Dr. P-dizzle: "Frying pans burning your hands. We should try it sometime."
P-O-W-E-L-L!! : "Its called upwelling because its water that wells upwards"
Best teacher ever: "Geologists have a name for these: dropstones. because they are stones that drop."
Sir Powell: "Archaea are the false, lying, bastard children"
The Powell-inator: "You're old enough to know this now; there are no such thing as sea level. If thats a shock, just wait until I tell you there is no such thing as fish."
Powell-mister: "If a cow and a dog mated and it would have a cow-dog baby. It would be a 'cog' (or maybe a 'dow') it would evolve into a whale."
DR.-ijustdontknowanymore- P: "Say you took all the whales, all the fish, all the clams and amassed them together into a giant decaying, rotting ball. because you killed them, good job, you murderer."
P-i'verunoutofnames-MAN: "You are worthless, terrible people, but thats ok because so are giraffes."

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